It's a little bit stuck in there, but a swift yank frees it.
You dial and hold the phone to your ear.
It's only when you've pressed it against the side of your head that it's not your cell-phone at all, but something much more slimy.
You've whipped out your small intestine!
"Dayum."
You try to stuff it back in, but just as you get it snugly in there, you fart and your liver drops out and falls to the ground.
You pick it up, brush it off and put that back, too.
But a moment later your spleen pops right out.
You stop and think.
"Do I really need my spleen? Hmmmm."
You decide 'better safe than sorry', so you bend over to pick up your fallen organ.
But as you bend, one of your kidneys drops out, quickly followed by your pancreas.
"Oh, man."
Soon you are scrambling to collect several of your various internal oragns, and stuff 'em back in before they all fall out.
In the end you lose.
They all fall out
You stand there in the mulch pile surrounded by your slimy innards.
Shrugging it off, you head back to the basement for some rest.
You crawl over to your favorite spot, curl up, and yawn.
But mid-way through your yawn, as your mouth is stretched all the way open, your brain falls out.
"Hard mode sucks,"
you think to yourself.
Your final score is:
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