You set the contols to 00+00+0000+00:00 and stomp on the gas.

    Unfortunately, you just turned the control panel off.

    You hit 43 mph, and nothing special happens.

    The Greeks launch a ball of flame from their catapault.

    <<FWOOSH!>>

    It crashes through your front windshield.

    <<CRASH!>>

    The van spins off to the left and slams into a telephone pole.

    <<SMASH!>>

    Your scorched body flies through the windshield and crashes through the window of the children's department of the Sharon Public Library, scarring for life a group of first graders at a puppet show.
 

The End
 
You have died.

Your final score is:
738

Start again.