Your tickets arrive about a week later in the mail.

    You and Merv have the time of your lives at the concert.

    In fact, at one point, at Merv's insistance, you jump the stage.

    You get about five-seconds worth applause before security tackles your ass to the ground hard.

    Lucky for you you had ol' Merv apply olive oil to your entire body before the show.  By slipping right out of your clothes, you evade security.

    You stage dive back into the crowd, but because of the oil, you just slide over everybody's hands.  It's a rush, but at the back of the crowd you drop like a rock.

    Then you get hit by a bus.
 

The End
 
    I hope this game has taught you a powerful message about stage diving.

You have died.

Your final score is:
754

Start again.