But you trip over Petey, the one-eyed cat!

    "Hey!" shouts Sarah.  "Get off my fucking cat!"

    Sarah kicks you in the sack and you fall over backwards.

    "Oof!"

    Just as you hit the ground, Poppy clobbers you with the hoe.

    "Ogh!"

    You crawl away from them and make your way to the back of the Sharon House of Pizza where you lie down to rest.

    The back door to the House of Pizza is kicked open, and six burly Greek men step outside.

    They see you on the ground.

    Chuckling evilly, they walk over to you, ready for some ass whuppin'.

    But just before they start in on you, a diminutive monkey jumps out in front of them and eeps at them angrily until they retreat.

    <<EEP!  EEP!  EEP!  EEP!  EEP!>>

    The Greek men cower and head back into the restaurant.

    Then the monkey runs over and kicks you in the head.

    "Ow!" you shout.  "I thought you were on my side!"

    The monkey eeps wildly and continues kicking you.
 
    <<EEP!>>

    "Ow!"

    <<EEP!>>

    "Youch!"

    <<EEP!>>

    "Ugh!"

    You reach into the back of your underpants and take out a ball-point pen and a notepad.  You toss them to your wild simian attacker.

    The monkey pauses and picks up the pen and paper.

    He jots down a note and hands it to you:

    18 months late with child support, motherfucker!

    The monkey jumps up and down on your head until you pass out.

    Then he drags your body away.

    ...

    Inside the House of Pizza, a counter worker adjusts the menu board, adding "Brad" to the available list of toppings.
 

Your final score is:

12