Good thinking.

    Checking the back of your underpants, you discover a plastic Zip-lock(tm) storage bag.

    The plastic is too fogged-up to see what it's contents are.

    You also notice something sticking out of your ass.


    Inspect object in ass.

    Forget object in ass for now; open Zip-lock(tm) bag.

    Put Zip-lock(tm) bag in ass to keep other object company.