After a moment's hesitation (during which you wonder if maybe you should indeed have called in Merv for back-up), you unleash all the air stored in your lungs into the limp body of Milton Papamagaritus with all the force you can muster up.

    His body inflates as you keep pushing the air into him.

    Blood is rushing to your head as you give it your all.

    Finally something gives.

    A wad of poop goes flying out of Milty's little bum-hole and across the room.

    Exhausted, you collapse next to Milton.

    Little Milton, brought back from the brink of death by your heroics, slowly sits up.

    He looks across the room, and starts laughing his annoying little happy laugh, pointing in front of him.

    With your remaining strength you lift your head to look across the room to where Kaitlin Victoria Takayanagi stands at the doorway to the basement, covered in poop.

    You pass out.
 

The End
 

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