Katie kicks you in the sack and you drop to your knees on the boathouse floor.

    Then she grabs an old uninflated inflatable boat and puts it on her foot.

    She proceeds to kick the boat right up your anus.

    Getting down on her hands and knees, she starts blowing into the boat.

    The pressure feels kind of good for a while.

    But then it's too much and starts to hurt.

    Then after a while, you get used to it and it doesn't feel so bad.

    In fact it's starting to feel pretty damn good now.

    And then...

    <<SHPLOOF!>>

    You explode.

    Katie wipes debris from your exploded body off her face and looks over the Brad-coated boathouse walls.

    "Define gross," she says.

    She gets up and walks up to the green cottage.

    And then she morphs into Bud and lays down on the hammock for an afternoon nap.
 

Your final score is:

1101