<<Merv,>> says Merv.

    "Merv, I need some back-up assistance in the bathroom at Poppy's."

    <<I'm on it,>> says Merv, hanging up the phone.

    Nary a moment later, Merv shows up.

    He is wearing a grey jumpsuit with a strange helmet and is wearing a large backpack.

    He hands you the same apparel.

    "Put this stuff on," he says.  "Hurry up."

    Once dressed, the two of you head up the back stairs.

    "OK," says Merv.  "Pull out your Neatralizer-43 spraygun."

    You pull out the largest thing in the backpack.

    "No, no," says Merv.  "That's a prop from one of my old porns.  This is the Neutralizer."

    He reaches into your pack and removes a small spray bottle.

    "Oh," you say.

    "This'll keep him from morphing if we can spary him fast enough."

    The two of you take positions on either side of the bathroom door.

    "Go!  Now, go!" whispers Merv.

    You kick in the bathroom door, Neutralizing spray at the ready.  Merv's got your back.

    You scan the room but can't see Bud -- just little Milty sitting naked in the tub, smiling.

    "OK," says Merv.  "He could have morphed into anything.  We'll need to spray the whole room down."

    "Milty," you say, "stand outside the bathroom for now, OK?"

    Milty gets out of the tub and stands outside the door as you and Merv, in your protective clothing, spray down the whole room with the morphing neutalizer.

    When you've saturated the room Merv speaks:

    "All right...  Now if he's in here, this stuff should convert him back to his Bud state within a few seconds, so be ready."

    A few seconds pass and nothing noticeable happens.

    And then you see something.  It's a hand sticking out of the bathroom closet.  You silently point it out to Merv, and he cautiously pulls open the closet door all the way.

    It's Milton's crumpled body!

    Suddenly you both turn toward the bathroom door, but it is too late.  Bud has morphed into a raging bull.

    He launches toward you.

    Merv jumps out of the way, but you are gored through the stomach, and go flying through the bathroom window.

    You land in the neighbor's yard.

    You are still twitching, but alas...

Your final score is:

5035