From a lying position, you grab Milton's ankles out from under him.  He falls flat on his ass.

    But now your head is lodged up Milty's butt.

    "Mmmmph!" you say.

    Just barely, you can hear Milton chuckling.

    "Mph!  Mmmmph!" you shout.

    Nothing happens.


    Go back to sleep.

    Punch Milty in the crotch hard.

    Bite something.