You pounce on her and start humping like a weasel in a brick shit-house.
She lies there and takes it.
When it's all said and done, you lay your sweaty cyberbody down next to hers.
She turns to you and says something in Greek.
...
You suddenly wake up and discover Eva Papamagaritus in your arms. It was all a dream!
And you just did Eva in your sleep!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHH!!!"
You pull your underwear back up.
You look around and realize that you're in the parking lot in back of the Sharon House of Pizza. You shake your head in disbelief, then make a bee-line toward the basment.
"Damn," you think to yourself. "No more late night 'tofu-treats' with Merv. What does he put in those things?"
Head into the basement and curl up in your favorite spot to sleep it off.
You sleep about half an hour more, then wake up.