To your surprise, nobody else has laid claim that chunky tofu chunk lying in the cat food bowl.

    Happily you reach down and pick it up.

    "MMmmmmm..." you think to yourself as you pull out the diary, and put the tofu on top of it.  "Now this is eating."

    You are about to consume your creation when a hand reaches out and grabs you by the neck.

    "My diary," says BOOG.

    "But... but I didn't take it... it was just lying on Pam's--"

    It's no use.

    BOOG pulls away his diary and slams your head down into the counter.

    You topple over onto the kitchen floor unconscious.

    BOOG walks into the dining room and sits down at the table.  He opens his diary to today's date, and writes:

    Woke up.

    Hurt Brad.

    Then he closes the diary.