About twenty-seven seconds into it, he seems to be getting a little bit woozy.
But then you run outta gas.
And he's still standing.
<<THWACK!>>
You have been thoroughly decapitated.
...
You awaken an indeterminate amount of time later to see a group of scientist-looking people observing you through some sort of green-tinted plexi-glass.
<<Brad. Can. You. Hear. Me?>>
It is the voice of one the scientists speaking very slowly and deliberately through some sort of microphone.
[Yeah, sure, I can hear you.]
You attempt to speak these words, but instead of actually vocalizing them, they appear as text on the green-tinted plexi-glass.
The scientists look surprised and relieved to see you respond to them.
It is only now that you realize that you cannot feel your body at all - not that it is numb, but that it is gone. Although you cannot look down to know for sure that it is not there, you are certain this is the case.
<<Brad. This. May. Be. Hard. To. Accept... You. Have. Been. Dead. For. The. Past. One. Hundred. And. Thirty. Two. Years... It. Is. Now. The. Year. Two. Thousand. One. Hundred. Twenty. Nine... Your. Head. Was. Cryogenically. Frozen. By. Your. Family... Finally. Technology. Allows. Us. To. Bring. You. Back. To. Life.>>
[Woah... 2129? Then, like, how old is Katie now?]
<<Kaitlin. Takayangi. Is. No. Longer. Alive... However. We. Scientists. Have. Spent. Years. Analyzing. Your. Brain. So. That. When. We. Brought. You. Back. We. Could. Allow. You. To. Have. A. Happy. And. Satisfactory. Life... For. Example. We. Have. Created. A. Simulation. Of. Ms. Takayangi. That. Will. Actually. Get. It. On. With. You... Also. We. Have. Mastered. Transfering. The. Pleasure. Of. Eating. Tofu. And. Other. Gnasty. Food. Items. Directly. Into. Brainwaves... We. Hope. You. Will. Enjoy. Your. Second. Chance. At. Life. Brad... You. Are. A. Very. Lucky. Individual...>>
[Guess so. Thanks, man.]
Which part of your new life would you like to explore first?