"Ohho-ohhh" says Ross in a high pitched flutter, unaware that you said anything.

    You head inside and enter the living room.

    Poppy has fallen asleep watching Mystery on PBS.  His lit pipe has fallen from his mouth and burnt a large hole through his shirt.

    You plop down on the couch and hit the remote until the familiar music of the Webster theme is heard.

    You've seen this one before.

    It's the one where Webster gets beat up by a bully at school, but then learns kung fu, and at the end of the episode he tears the bully apart and dumps his body in a dumpster out in back of the school.

    You're pretty tired after a long day out on the front porch, so you head down to the basement and crash.

    Just before you fall asleep, you hear "Aaaaaaaaaaaagh!", Poppy's familiar scream whenever his pipe chars through to his skin.