You reach into your trusty underwear and produce a shiny golden key.

    You insert the key into the door and open it.

    Behind the door is Tiamat, the five-headed dragon!

    Oh, wait!

    No.

    It's just your sister Pam.

    She breathes fire on you, and then eats you.

You have died.

Your final score is:
786
 
You have reached the level of:
chaotic-evil half-orc druid

Start again.