The two of you leave Merv behind as you head for the elevator.

    As the door closes, you see Merv making some sort of gesture in the distance.

    The elevator doors haven't even fully closed before Elmira attacks you, ripping off your "Four Days of Fat" t-shirt, and yanking off your undies.

    She proceeds to have intercourse with you in 72 different positions before the elevator reaches the ground floor.

    Exhausted, smiling, but somewhat confused, you collapse butt-nekked in the corner of the elevator as Elmira exits at the ground floor.

    The elevator climbs back up and when it reaches the top floor, the doors open and there stands Merv.

    "Marty!" he says.  "Are you all right?"

    "I guess so," you say.

    Merv helps you up, and notices the jizz coated walls of the elevator.

    "Holy shit!" says Merv.  "Marty, I tried to signal you, but it was too late!  Elmira's a man!  She had a sex change!"

    "Woah," you say.

    "Are you sure you're all right?" asks Merv.

    "I have a whole new respect for men," you say.

    You and Merv drive back home in the van.

    "Sorry I stole your woman," you say to Merv as you drop him off at his place.

    "Well... technically you didn't," he says.

    "Oh, yeah," you say.

    "Want to watch some of the Byron Allen show?" asks Merv.

    "Nah," you say.  "I gotta get up early and grease the basement tomorrow morning."

    "OK, then," says Merv.  "Have a good one, Marty."

    "Later, Merv," you say to Merv, smiling.

     You drive home and head down to the basement.

    You crawl into your favorite spot, lie flat on your back, fully sexually exhausted, and go to sleep for the night.