You place the cold barrel of the gun flush against Merv's unsuspecting head.

    Your finger caresses the trigger.

    "Is this really what I want to do?" you ask yourself.  "What has Merv really done to deserve this?"


    He scored with Joyce on your wedding night.

    Once took your van without asking and was gone for a whole week!

    The one time Katie forgot to pull the blinds while showering, Merv totally bogarted the binoculars.