You drop the diary down on Pam's bed approximately where you found it, and climb underneath her bed frame.  It's not as easy as it was when you were small, but you manage to get out of sight.

    From under the bed, you see a pair of feet enter the room.

    "Phaw, Jesus!" says Pam.  "It smells like Brad in here.  I gotta get that stupid diary out of here."

    Pam sits down on her bed, increasing the pressure on your body.

    "I'm beginning to wonder whether fifty dollars is worth holding on to this thing at all," mutters Pam.  "...Merv better have that money."

    Merv?  Paying off Pam to steal your secret personal diary?  What's going on here?

    "Damn, it stinks in here," remarks Pam.

    Crawl out from under the bed and reveal yourself.  Accuse Pam of her wrongdoings.

    Crawl out from under th bed and reveal yourself.  Cover your crotch for protection, and accuse Pam of her wrongdoings.

    Stay put for now.