You reach around for something really crusty...

    Then after some serious groping around proves unsuccessful, you give up.

    But your hand... it's stuck!

    You pull it, but your ass pulls back!

    You grab your stuck hand's arm with your free hand and pull as hard as you can.

    But your ass won't budge!


    Accept this as your new lot in life, and go on.

    Cut off the hand that's stuck.

    Go bonk Sandy.