Your ass bites your foot, and won't let it go.

    You try to pull it away, but you lose your balance and fall into the bathroom door, knocking it open.

    Sarah screams bloody murder as you hit the bathroom floor, struggling against your own ass, with blood flying everywhere.

    What Sarah witnesses over the next several minutes changes her life forever.

    You are completely devoured by your own ass.

    It is gruesome.

    ...

    A few weeks later Sarah begins a charity called S. A. A. C., the Society Against Anal Canibalism.

    Over the next several years, through fund-raisers and celebrity-sponsored telethons she is able to raise over US$300,000 to help fight this dreaded phenomenon.

    Fortunately, however, no other cases are ever reported, and Sarah just spends the money on CDs and Nerds Candy(tm).
 

Your final score is:

1425