You won't soon forget the time you dug up a human skull.
It raised a ruckus that had the whole town of Sharon in a crazy panic.
Within a few days, someone else across town had found a human skull while digging in their mulch pile.
The Advocate ran headlines every day about the mystery of the "Mulch Pile Murderer".
In the end, after extensive lab analysis, it was discovered that what you had uncovered was, in fact, an old frisbee. The guy across town, however, was subsequently arrested for butchering his wife and burying her in his back yard.
But it's just
that type of copy-cat murdering that this town can do without, so you decide
to leave untouched whatever it is that might be buried deep within the
mulch pile.