His full name is Addison Powell.
If you say it backwards, it sounds like "loo-wop nosidah".
You remember back to when you were very, very young, and Nannie would tuck you in at night. She might sing you a song or read you a story, but always before she kissed you goodnight, she'd whisper in your ear "remember: loo-wop nosidah".
One time you asked Lucia if she knew what that meant. But Lucia was asleep.
Later you asked Pam, but she kicked you in the nads hard.
Not until now did you realize the significance of Nannie's nightly reminder.
"Loo-wop nosidah!" you shout at Bud.
"Loo-wop nosidah."
As soon as he says it, his body starts to vibrate and glow brightly. His head trembles. You hear an almost disembodied high-pitched cry:
"Nooooooooooooo!"
Bud gets all fluidy and and then the fluidy stuff seems to boil over.
Suddenly he implodes and is completely gone.
You heave a sigh of relief.
"You are safe now," says a voice, soothing and disembodied (and therefore heavy with reverb).
It's Nannie.
"He's gone?" you ask.
"Banished," says Nannie. "Back to the dimension that spawned him."
"Thanks, Ma," you say.
"I'm proud of you, Bradford," says your mother. "Goodbye now."
"Um, hey wait, Ma! Could you do something about this motor? ...Ma? ...Ma! C'mon, help! ...It's gonna grind my nads! ...Ma!"
The End
You vanquished Bud.
You've won the game.
Your final score is:
81402 |