<<thunk>>
You are bludgeoned in the back of your head.
...
When you awake, you are in a strange setting.
You are in a city, but not a familiar one.
And yet there is something you recognize about this place.
That structure... over on the hill in the distance... you've seen it before... on... on an album cover...
The Acropolis!
You're in Greece!
And you are tethered to the back of a goat, riding through a narrow winding city street.
People hardly notice you as they bustle by.
"Hmmph?"
You attempt to say hello, but find your mouth to be gagged.
Soon you enter what you recognize as a general outdoor marketplace.
The goat stops and two burly Greek men cut you free from the goat.
There is a moment
of hesitation as the Greeks shake hands.