You baby-talk to him.
"Hewo, liddle Mookie! You can sleep down here with me, Bwad... I won't let big bad Pammy-Whammy flush you down the mean old toilet bowl, noooooo..."
You cradle Mookie in your arms, hugging him, and curl up for a long night's sleep.
Maybe tomorrow
you'll take little Mookie to a baseball game!
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