"EEP!" shouts the monkey.  "EEP!  EEP!"

    He hops up and down and points to his ass.

    "EEP!  EEP!  EEP!  EEP!  EEP!"

    He uses his tail to demonstrate what he wants, poking himself in the butt.

    "EEP!!!  EEP!!!" he wails.

    "NO!  NO!  NO!  NO!  NO!  NO!  NO!  NO!" you shout.

    "Brad!  Wake up!" you hear.

    And you wake up.

    You are at Sandy's house.  In her bedroom.  In bed with Sandy.

    "Brad!" she says.  "You fell asleep on me again."

    Wow.  It was all just a crazy dream.

    You continue bonking Sandy, but after a few minutes, fall sleep again.