"Brad, I can't fucking believe I'm related to you.  Look, I'm taking a bath.  I'll be in the tub for another fifteen minutes.  After I get out, you can search the toilet all you want, OK?"

    Sarah's being pretty reasonable.

    What do you want to do in the meantime?


    Head to Pam's room.  See what's shakin'.

    Go bonk Sandy.

    Take a dump.