So heartily, though, that you knock yourself right over!

    You stumble, trying to regain your balance, but end up tripping over yourself and taking a head-first tumble down the stairs.

    You hear your own neck snap as you hit the bottom stair.

    "Dammit, Brad, get off the stairs," says Sarah a few minutes later.

    You don't move.

    "Mom!" yells Sarah.  "Brad's sleeping on the stairs!"

    Pam comes over and (almost out of habit) kicks you in the sack.  When you don't respond to that, Pam realizes that...

Your final score is:

24