That evening you're eating dinner: tofu, baked beans, and seaweed, when a knock comes at the door.  You get up and answer it.

    "Hey, Brad.  Is Katie here?" asks Ross.  "Hey, nice pants."

    You look at Ross's legs and see he's wearing the exact same pants as you.

    You close the door in his face.

    He starts knocking again as you walk back to the table and finish your dinner.

    "Who was that?" asks Katie.

    "Ross," you say.

    "Oh," says Katie.

    After dinner you head downstairs to the basement.  You hang up your new pants on a hook, and then crawl into your favorite spot, curl up and go to sleep for the night.