"Hey, BOOG!" you shout, stepping out of the van.  "You still dating that slut-bitch harpist?"

    BOOG looks confused by your choice of words, but recognizes an insult when he hears one.

    He lands a punch hard to your gut.

    Then from around the side of the house comes Stephen.  Now you're really up shit creek.

    BOOG walks toward you, and you back away onto the front lawn.

    Stephen comes up from behind and holds your arms as BOOG works you over.

    Just then another van pulls up.

    You and Merv step out.  They look over and see you.  They look at each other and shrug, then both dive on BOOG's back in an attempt to save your ass.

    Merv is instantly thrown off, and lands about twenty feet away.

    But you and the other Brad have a real knack for coordinated attacks.

    The other you crouchesbehind BOOG, and as Stephen holds your arms behind your back, you kick BOOG in the gut with both feet.  He topples over the other you and hits the sidewalk hard.

    Stephen suddenly notices that there are two of you.  With BOOG downed, he panics and flees for his life.

    BOOG is only temporarily thwarted, however.  Already he is beginning to stand.

    And he isn't very happy.

    Kick BOOG while he's still down

    Combine with the other Brad to form a single SuperBrad (a la Voltron, et al.)