Putting them on in the back of the van, you wear them inside.

    You walk in the front door and then into the dining room.

    "Nice pants," says Poppy.

    You look over toward the living room and are about to thank him for the compliment when you notice that he is wearing the exact same pants!

    Embarassed, you head for the basement and seriously consider forsaking pants for good.

    You take off the new pants, crawl into your favorite spot in the basement, curl up and go to sleep.