After the shoot Nate Dogg approaches you.

    "Wow, man... that was, uh... diff'rent, know wut I'm sayin'?"

    "Wurd," you say.

    He slaps you on the back, and you go your separate ways.

    The video does well on MTV for a short while, but does not provide the big comeback Nate Dogg was looking for, nor does it do much to jumpstart your career as a rapper.

    You decide to stick it through, however.

    You opt for a change of appearance: you decide to become a fat rapper.

    With Heavy D past his prime and Biggie Smalls six feet under, the world needs a new fat rap artist to adore.  You put on about 120 pounds to suit your new image.  You write lots of new material about food and being fat.  You change your name to Big-Ass Brad.

    After a few club gigs, you are able to get a contract with Mo' Booty Records, and six months later release BigTime, your debut album.  You score a couple minor hits with "Phat as they Cum" and "King-Size [Size of a King]", but Mo' Booty decides not to resign you for a follow-up.

    Your only real hit comes when one of your biggest fans invites you to record with him.  You and "The Biz" Bizmarkie record a rap cover of "To All the Girls I've Loved Before" originally recorded by Willy Nelson and Julio Iglesias.  Released just before Valentines Day, it rocks the charts for several weeks.

    You become good friends with The Biz, and the two of you start a successful restaurant chain in Southern California called "Big Eats".  After years in the business, you finally retire and go back East.  You buy out your brother and sisters, and own Powell Camp for yourself.  You make yourself a luxury boathouse, and stay there year-round.

    And Katie still comes up every summer.