You knock on her front door.
<<knock knock knock>>
Her mom answers the door.
"Hi, I'm Brad," you say. "Is Katie home?"
"Uh, no," she says. "I don't know where she is."
"Oh," you say.
"Oh, well."
You start to
walk off, but then...
"Wait," says Katie's mother. "Those underpants... Those are amazing! Can... can I paint you wearing those?"
"Uh... sure," you say.
You walk into Katie's house.
It's the first time you've ever been inside.
Katie's mom asks you if you'll take off your shirt and pose. You do so, and she takes her place behind her easel and begins her work.
She works for almost three straight hours without pause.
You've had to fart really badly for about thirty minutes, but you're trying to hold it in so as not to frighten Katie's mom.
But eventually the pressure is too much, and you can hold it in no longer.
Do not fart. Not in front of your future mother-in-law! Keep it in, no matter how much it hurts.