Five points.

    Not bad.

    But not enough to win.

    Oh, well.

    You manage to have a pretty good time at the party anyhow.

    Turns out you once went to an Electric Earwax show back in the 60s with a freind of Chico's cousin.

    You bring the van to the shop, and Chico gives you a ride home.

    You invite him down to the basement for a nightcap, but he politely refuses on account of his trick knee.

    Rather exhausted, you crawl over to your favorite spot in the basement, curl up, and fall deep into sleep.
 

The End
 

Your final score is:
3130

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