"It's a bionic ass," says Cas.

    "Let's plug it in!" says Wes excitedly.

    The two young boys drag you inside.

    "Uh, is Katie home?" you ask them.

    They ignore you.

    Cas gets an extension cord and cuts off one end.  Wes plugs in the cord, and Cas sticks the other end into your bionic ass.

    <<bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt>>

    "YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAGH!" you scream.

    Wes and Cas are delighted.

    You bolt up into a standing position.  Your 'fro had doubled in size, and thick black smoke is pouring from your ass.

    "Again!  Again!" yells Cas.

    Wes again puts the electric cord up your butt.

    <<bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt>>

    You go flying across the room and knock open the door to Katie's room, falling inside.  You land next to Katie's bed where she and Ross are making out.

    "Apghlghaaaaagh," you say.

    Ross and Katie are too preoccupied to notice.

    You start spasming wildly on the floor of Katie's room.

    Wes and Cas look on from the living room smiling and laughing intermittently.

    "What's that smell?" says Ross, interrupting his getting it on with Katie.

    "Smells like burnt ass," says Katie.

    They both shrug and go back at it.

    Eventually your spasming subsides, and Wes and Cas lose interest.
 

Your final score is:

812