That evening you head over to Merv's place to watch the Byron Allen Show.

    You show up and knock on his front door.

    <<knock>>  <<knock>>

    "Hold on, I'm comin', I'm comin'," shouts Merv.

    A moment later he swings open the door.

    "Nice pants," he says.

    You look down and discover that Merv is wearing exactly the same pants.

    Frustrated, you turn around and walk home.

    You head straight for the basement.

    Entering the basement, the cool atmosphere soothes you.  You crawl into your favorite spot, curl up, and go to sleep for the night.