You remember something like this from some movie back in the 70s.

    You think Merv might have been in it.

    You unhook the gas tank from Poppy's sinking motorboat, and ready it for tossing.

    Like a 6,000 pound sucker, Champ comes at you mouth-first.

    You surprise him by tossing the gas tank in his mouth just before he eats you.

    You cover your ears and wait for the explosion.

    You hear a swallowing sound.

    Hmm.
 
    Champ swallowed the gas tank, but didn't blow up.

    "You need to ignite the gas tank if you're trying to blow me up, you fool," says Champ.

    The lake beast turns around to face away from you.  He takes a match out of his pocket, lights it against his scaly skin, then holds it in front of his ass.

    Then he farts.

    You are burnt to a crisp.
 

The End
 
You have died.

Your final score is:
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