"Milton," you say, "as tempting as it might be to get in bed with you right now, I just don't think we're ready for our relationship to take that step.  I... I've been hurt before, you know?  ...Anyhow, goodnight.  Thanks for the pizza, and let's watch Greek Webster again sometime."

    Milton looks a little sad for a moment.

    You lean over and give him a little peck on his round little cheek.

    He squeals.

    "Bye, Brad!" he says very loudly.

    Then he hops into bed with Eva.

    You hope Merv will forgive you, but your day with Milton has really tired you out.

    You head back home to the basement and crawl into your favorite spot, curl up, and go to sleep.

 
The End
 

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