You summon all of your internal might and...

    <<HUUUUUUUUUUGHCK!!!>>

    Oh no!  Too much force!

    You launched your whole stomach out of your mouth!

    Now it's dangling in front of you, turned inside-out.

    "Hmmmmph?" you say confusedly as the "tofu treat" you ate last night drops at your feet.

    The evil-you brings the axe to bear on you, and the result is not at all pretty.

    Your innards spilling out around you, you pitifully attempt to crawl away.  But you are quickly grasped by your external stomach and pulled back face-to-face with yourself.

    To your utter horror, you watch as your face morphs into the face of Addison "Bud" Powell right in front of your own eyes.

    He laughs evily.

    "Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!  (cough, cough)  Ha, ha, ha!"
 

The End
 
You have died.

Your final score is:
9306

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