"I'll never join you!" you tell Bud defiantly.

    You release your leg muscles.

    The motor sucks you toward it.

    Bud watches in surprise and disgust as your crotch is ground up by the motor.  Pieces of your crotch fly everywhere.  It hurts like a mother-fucker.

    "Fool!" says Bud disappointedly, wiping your crotch-gook from his face.

    You are suddenly sucked completely underneath the boat.

    The motor then grinds to a halt as it hits the sand, and Bud goes flying onto the beach.

    Moments later, you come up for air, gasping.

    You make it to the shore and see Bud is passed out.  If you weren't in such dire condition, you'd destroy him right now.

    You stumble to the boathouse and head back through the secret tunnel to The Basement.

    When you get there, Katie is looking for you desperately.

    "Brad?  Brad!  What happened?!  I've been looking all over for you!  You've got to hurry!  Pam's just been frozen in carbonite!"

    Katie helps you to the van, and Merv drives you all to Norwood hospital.

    There you are outfitted with a bionic crotch.

    You step outside the operating room and join Katie, Noam and Sarah.  Over a cell-phone you talk to Merv and Sandy in the van.

    "We'll meet you guys at the rendezvous point at the Sharon Dump," says Merv.

    "We'll see you there," you say.

    "Rwwoooaaarr!" says Sandy.

    Through a large picture window you see the van drive off into traffic.
 

The End


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