Good God!  It's a tank!
 
    Right there in Poppy's driveway is a Word War II era tank with its turret aimed right at the house.

    The top hatch lifts open and out pops the yellow slicker-clad head of Uncle Bud.

    "I demand the immediate surrender of all Powell Camp to the direct ownership of Addison Powell and his descendants," proclaims Bud.  "If you do not surrender, you will be destroyed."

    You are alarmed -- but then, somehow you knew that this kind of thing  was bound to happen one day.

    "You have 15 seconds to comply," announces Bud.


    Tell Bud where to stick it.

    Go run in the house and get Poppy.

    Lie in front of the tank (Tienemen Square-Style).