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    Shit!  Busy again!

    You go to dial again when suddenly something catches your eye.

    You look to your left.

    It's you.

    And you're not happy.

    You take a defensive step backward, but it's too late.  You pounce on you.

    You take a few blows, but you're able to kick you off of you for a moment.

    And then you see you reach into the back of your underpants and pull out a medieval battle axe.

    You shit a brick.


    Reach into back of your underpants to see if you can find a similar medieval weapon.

    See if you can hork something up at you.

    Throw shit brick at you.