You bring the mighty axe down, cutting the brick of shit neatly in two.

    You frantically dig through your underwear for another weapon, but all you find is some crushed ice.  You toss it at you, but it it does nothing to prevent yourself from advancing, axe at the ready.  You even catch a few pieces of the ice in your mouth, and chomp on them, angrily.

    The axe is swung and comes down right in front of you - short by inches.

    You missed!  Hurrah!

    But a second later, the axe is swung back upward, slicing you from your crotch up to your sternum.  It hurts.

    In your last moments of consciousness, you see Katie and Anna walk into the room.  They see the state you're in and simultaneously shout "that's gross!"

    Then Anna slips on some of the crushed ice from your underpants, and falls flat on her ass.

    In the midst of your excruciating pain, you manage a good chuckle before collapsing in a pile of your own innards.

Your final score is:

18392