Immediately the Greek men pull up their pants.
They grab you by the ankles and start dragging you.
As your head bobs up and down off the ground, you realize that you are in the back room of the Sharon House of Pizza. They drag you down the stairs to the dark basement.
The only light source is from the flaming torches on the far walls.
You are lifted up and placed down on what looks to be some sort of altar kind of deal.
Next to you are a bowl of olives and a bowl of feta cheese.
When you look up, you see the same white-bearded man from before, only now he is dressed in some strange ceremonial cloak.
From under his cloak he removes a shiny machette which he then holds up over his head.
The Greek men gather around you and start to chatter in Greek.
They spread the feta cheese over your body and munch on the olives as they chatter.
Then the man, whom you are now sure must be the legendary Papa Papamagaritus, shouts what you guess is the Greek equivalent of "Banzai!" and brings the machette down at you.
There is a deafening crash sound.
Then shouting.
"ATF raid! Everybody down!"
Men in military-looking gear storm the room and apprehend the hairy Greeks.
...
On the way to the trial to testify against Papa Papamagaritus, your van breaks down in the 'hood.
Three local toughs pull over to check out your situation.
Its the carburetor, but it's not unfixable.
One of the gang members, Chico, invites you back to his place for the party he's having.
At the party, you play Scrabble.
You have the following letters:
T O B T T P O
What do you spell?