You head up the hall quickly as Paula heads into the bathroom.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
You hear Paula and Sarah simultaneously scream.
You are rounding the corner to head downstairs when...
<<crunch!>>
You are smashed in the sack.
By Sarah.
"That's for forgetting to pick me up after track," she says.
You are confused as you buckle over in pain. Sarah hit you from the front -- and she was fully dressed -- and it wasn't for letting Paula discover her and Milton in the tub.
Something is not right.
Paula comes running back down the hallway.
"Brad! Why are Milton and a monkey in our bathtub?!"
A monkey?
So... it wasn't Sarah afterall. Only one person you know can be Sarah one minute and a monkey the next. Uncle Bud.