Oh wait... that's not a human head. It's just a giant poop.
Kind of looks like a head, though.
That'd make a nice pet, hunh?
<<WHAP!>>
As you are contemplating what to do next, a half-full bottle of baby-oil ricochets off the side of your head. It smarts.
"Sarah, what's your problem?"
"Brad, get the hell outta the bathroom now. You suck. You come in here and look in the toilet, and it's gross, and I'm trying to take a bath. So just leave!"
"Alright! Alright! Jeez..." you say. You scoop up the giant poop into your two hands, and turn toward the door.
But while turning, you can't help but take in an eyeful of your niece's naked young body.
It breaks your concentration, and the giant poop slips out of your hands.
Frantically you try to regain control of it as it falls, fumbling it back and forth.
But it ends up splashing down into the tub, right between Sarah's legs.
"UUUUUUGHH!!! That's fuckin' gross! You asshole!" shouts Sarah scrambling backward to avoid contact with the floating beast.
It occurs to you at this moment that Sarah is the most attractive female you've ever seen completely naked.