The good news is: that's the best meal you've had all week.

    The bad news is: an axe was just swung sideways through your abdomen, cutting you in two.

    You don't even get a chance to digest the moldy lettuce.  Your severed stomach spills it out on the cold linoleum floor.

    You pick the lettuce out from a pile of your blood and guts, and and eat it again.

    Tastes about the same.

    You try for a third time, but alas...

You have died.

Your final score is:
5412

Start again.