You launch the Tofu-tronic Pleasure Center.

    Suddenly a voice is heard.

    <<No.  Brad.  Don't.>>

    A list of tofu food items covers Katie just as she is slipping out of her clothes.

    [Hey, man!  What gives?]

    An alarm sounds, and tofu items begin scrolling out of control.

    Katie freezes up.

    <<Brad.  We.  Have.  A.  Problem.>>

    [What?!]

    <<Brad...>>

    [Whattt%}

    <<Cnf,  yyyUo.  HhHEr.  mE?>>

    {nnnnn32e87h32e]

    <3d<238hd329 d3hhi54 84j8 j 498ur4389rhj>>

    [h8932hd3yy82hdfukn3hytht2h8dj3984hd383d8909djedwuhdewdw]]]]]

    <<BBBBrad...>>

    [WWWWhat the hell's going on?]

    <<SSSSome.  Sort.  Of.  Bug.  In.  The.  Program.>>

    [FFFFix it, man!  I was about to score!]

    <<WWWWe're.  Going.  To.  Try.  Something.  Now...>>

    [HHHHurry up!]

    <<IIIIt.  May.  Not.  Work...>>

    You hear a strange, almost deafening noise.

    And then, even though you don't have a crotch, you distinctly feel as though you've been kicked in the crotch.

    <<SSSSorry.>>

    Then you feel it again.

    <<DDDDamn.  Sorry.>>

    But this time, you distinctly hear snickering after the apology.

    Finally, a figure appears in front of you.

    It's Anna.

    [Anna?]

    <<Sorry.  Brad.  Best.  We.  Could.  Do.>>

    [Any chance of getting Katie back?]

    <<Not.  For.  A.  While.>>

    "Hey, Brad..." says Anna.

    [Hi.]

    "Wanna do me?"


    Do Anna.

    Wait for Katie.

    Think about it for awhile.