You stop adjusting your underwear.

    You are overcome with a new sense of mission.

    You walk upstairs.

    In the kitchen there is a fallen chunk of tofu in the cat food bowl, but you ignore it.

    In the dining room Anna is dancing topless on the dining room table to 500 Miles by The Proclaimers, but you ignore her.

    You walk upstairs.

    On the stairs you run into Noam.

    "Hey, Dad," he says.

    You ignore him.

    You head right past Pam's room and into Poppy's room.  You find Poppy's old hunting rifle hidden in his closet, and you head back downstairs.

    You walk out the front door.

    You pass Katie.

    "Hey, Brad... um, nice gun."

    You ignore her.

    You walk straight to Merv's place.

    You kick open the door.

    You walk down the front hall and find Merv passed out sitting in his armchair in front of the TV.  One of his porns is playing on the VCR.

    Where do you want to shoot Merv?


    Foot.

    Head.

    Crotch.