You open the door to the bathroom and your jaw drops.
There in the tub with Sarah is Milton Papamagaritus!
"Shit!" screams Sarah. "Brad if you tell anybody about this, I'll kill you - I swear to God!"
"Hey, it's cool," you say.
"Now go, Brad," says Sarah forcefully. "And if you ever even so much as knock on the door while I'm in the bathroom again, I'll kick your nads into your small intestines. Leave!"
You back out of the bathroom and close the door behind you.
Just then you see your sister Paula coming down the hall toward you.
"Hey, is the
bathroom free?" she asks you.
"Yeah,
go right in."
"Well, yeah, but I just dropped a major stank bomb. Better give it 24 hours."
"Nope. Sarah's in there getting it on with Milton Papamagaritus."