Slowly she reaches her fingers under the shoulder straps of her swimsuit, and pulls them downward.
Centimeter by centimeter the suit yeilds, and more of her supple young skin is revealed.
You start to see the pale white skin below the tan-line.
The suit drops even more, and unconsciously you inch your face closer...
Finally, her bathing suit is bunched together at her waist. But wait...
Something's missing. Two things, actually.
As you stare confusedly at her lack of breasts, the patch of skin where her breasts should be begins to move.
Suddenly, it morphs into a fist and punches you hard in the face!
Katie laughs evilly, then takes the oar handles, spinning them so that the oars come around and smash both sides of your head at once.
"Ha! Ha! Ha!"
Katie's voice has dropped an octave.
You see stars, but as your vision clears, you see an old man in a yellow slicker sitting where the form of the three-fisted breastless Katie had just been.
"Bud, you bastard!"
"Brad. You should have joined me while you had chance."
"I'll never join you."
"And that is why you shall die!"
Bud's head morphs
into a package of Gorton Fishnuggets. The side opens, and a hundred
fish nuggets come flying at you. Their crusty edges chafe your skin
painfully.
Launch
yourself into the air with a PowerFart.