But you acted so quickly you made a mistake and fired a nasal shit-brick by accident! It launches out of your nose and tears a gaping hole in the bottom of the boat.
Bud is knocked over into the water as the boat suddenly shifts direction and its nose sinks into the lake.
You stay on the boat as it sinks.
For a few silent seconds, there is no sign of Bud.
But then rising up out of the lake comes Champ, the Lake Champlain monster.
Its monsterous head rises some thirty feet into the air, and it is poised to attack.